Lazyness......explained

Laziness is a favorite Indian pastime. It originally became a problem some time after your grandparents were your age. Because, before that it wasn’t hypocritically frowned upon.
The way to play Lazy is simple. Everything you need to do it is right at your fingertips.
First, get into a horizontal position.
Next, refuse to do anything yourself.
Third, refuse to refuse yourself refusing yourself refusing to doing anything yourself(if you just read all of this without getting someone to do it for you, lazy just isn't a game you are good at. Stop reading)
This is the simplest form of being lazy.

However, judges award more points for laziness if you also start off with a banana, making someone else skin it down for you. Bonus points are awarded for getting somebody to get the TV remote for you. This is a classic.

One must prepare for optimum laziness. You should get yourself a laptop, a portable fridge, a remote, and a servant. If you live in a hostel like me and don't have a servant, an annoying roommate will do. If at any time you realize that something you are doing could be done by someone else, give up immediately. Though, it deserves a mention, that my roommate is my all time fav lazy dude. He once was too lazy to lookup at his computer screen while lie down on his bed so he wanted me to send him the link instead. It just is unimaginable that how can he be so creative, oh I love him!
Most importantly, don't try too hard! Laziness will come to you!

Laziness is a very ‘kinda there’ kind of issue. It is not your fault, neither mine that we have ample of it inside ourselves. It’s a scientific thingy actually. Don’t you believe me? Wait I’ll prove it using your physics concepts. Yeah the same you learned in the beginning of your 11th Std. See, what I think is that laziness is the force that opposes the act of work. The word "friction" is often substituted for the word laziness in science, especially physics. There currently is no such thing as a "frictionless substance" because every substance in the universe is inherently lazy. This laziness comes from potential energy that all objects have but don't necessarily use. All objects have the potential to do work, even if they are at rest. (i.e. I have the potential to write intelligent things in here, but I prefer being at rest). If someone were to push a box horizontally along a surface, they would have to overcome the box's laziness, their laziness, and the surface's laziness. The reasons there is "friction" is because the person is too lazy to overcome the combined laziness of the box and the surface. Besides, boxes do not like being moved, so naturally they are lazy to move about. Surfaces also do not like having things moved across them so they are lazy to impede motion. Human beings are inherently lazy. These combined lazy forces, coupled with the nuisance "gravity" and the questionable desire to move boxes makes it practically impossible to completely overcome laziness.
Now I am way too lazy to write even a word more…..azzzzzzzzZZZZZ.