Lies, you were always told.

>“Everybody yearns to be free.”
On the contrary, most people prefer to charge for their services.

>“Beauty is only skin deep.”
The hell it is. Put that in your bank account the next time you don't get what you wanted because you have acne scars, buck teeth, a receding hairline, or are morbidly underweight. People who are attractive make more money, are more successful and are treated with more respect. The rest of us Average losers are shit out of luck.

> “Yes, I love you”
Let alone getting to listen this, even the thought that someone might actually love you is a fig of your amateur imagination.

>“Luck killed itself on 12/09/1988”
Wait a sec, this actually is true...how did it get into this list?

> "If you would be good and do good, good things will happen with you in return"
This is pure, unadulterated shit. The very dogma can weigh down upon itself and shove something up in the procees. If no one gives two hoots about you, then no good will ever happen with you. But you must continue being good and helpful coz that's the way to be a 10 on 10 loser.

>“You have a right to privacy.”
The existence of Privacy, like the existence of this author’s talent, healthy fast food, or Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, is a fairy tale. When a company employee claims he is collecting your personal data for "internal use only" and his company "does not share its customer list" with anyone, nothing could be farther from the truth.

>“Pappu can’t dance sala”
Ofcourse he can, he actually did and that too in that very song. What a waste of time!

>“Your dog went to a nice farm family.”
Your dog is dead. Your parents accidentally ran over him then lied about it to you.

>“If you work hard and are smart enough, you'll succeed.”
You'll only succeed at making someone else successful. And lose weight in the course.

>“The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.”
This is pure nonsense, as can clearly be demonstrated with an elementary Anatomy textbook. The statement is only somewhat true when viewed from below, somewhere around the pancreas. But who hangs out around the pancreas anyway? Just as I suspected.

>“Real men don't cry”
Real men do cry, sometimes. Anyone who says different is a dirty liar. For example, it's perfectly natural and expected to cry when the 6th string on your guitar snaps, a favorite television show goes off the air (if, only if, of course, that television show features home videos of animals jumping on trampolines or rocket powered home appliances), or if the sheer weight of life weighs down upon you in a torrential downpour of existential anguish [It just happened with me, don’t you laugh, dumb]. In these cases it is perfectly OK to cry, and that's the truth.

>“There’s a black cat on the top floor.”
Don’t stare at me like that, I was always told this by my grandmother.

>“War is not the answer.”
War is often the answer to many questions. For example, "What do the letters 'W', 'A', and 'R', spell, when placed in that order?” Or, "Was the Kargil Conflict more like a war or a 3-ring circus?

>“You can't judge a book by it’s cover.”
Should the book display all the contained content on its cover, or should it contain a judgment of the contents contained within, you can, in fact, judge it by its cover. Also if it's written by Dan Brown.

>“Practice makes a man perfect.”
In the process of practicing, one may break a bone, especially if one is practicing breaking a bone. This may seem like good practice, but that's an amateur mistake.

>“People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”
People in glass houses are very much encouraged to throw stones if either:
A) They have a fetish for broken glass
B) They are, in fact, trapped in the glass house with no way out other than the stones which have been carelessly left on the ground by the bollywood villians who trapped them
or C) The glass contains a picture of Rakhi Sawant on it. OK, that last one was just for fun.

>“I can be your hero baby.”
HAHAHAHhehhhehehahahhaooooooohhahahahahh, Sure you can but NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BE!! GET LOST!!